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February 14, 2021

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The Name Behind the News

Happy Valentine's Day

February 14, 2021

Happy Valentine's Day! We're taking the week off from news reporting, but I wanted to share a Valentine's Day limerick to get you all in the holiday spirit. Enjoy!

There was a man with an orange complexion,

Who incited a failed insurrection,

When his supporters yelled, "MAGA!"

He took a Viagra,

To create the world's smallest erection.

We'll be back in your inbox with our normal dose of need-to-know news next week!



My name's Scott, and this is Scott's Edition. 


-Scott

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