Special Edition: Happy Mother's Day!

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May 9, 2021

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May 9, 2021

Special Edition: Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day! Rather than spend several hours creating nonsensical content for a group of readers whose approval I crave with the intensity of a thousand suns, I decided instead to spend that time with my mother. So, like the capitalists before me, I outsourced this week's Edition. A special thanks to Aaron D. If you like the Mother's Day haikus below, give his Instagram page a follow: @ahaikuortwo. With that, let's dive into this week's poetry!

5-7-5s For Mother's Day

oh mother dearest

can thou foldeth my laundry

whence thou has some time

I still clean my ears

even though they're not dirty

cause you told me to

listened to my lies

I said I had a fever

and you played along

they knew in advance

that high waisted jeans would be

a top tier fashion

you have a degree

in dealing with my bullshit

PhD in me

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Love ya, Mom (and Grandma)!

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